Agent Orrange's Words of Wisdom and other assorted Quotible Quotes
You can fool some of the people some of the time and jerk
the rest off. --Robin Williams
Fifteen huge strong guys are no match for a midget with a machine gun. --JD Jones
Support Darwinian evolution, crush a weakling today.
Dont take life too seriously, your not getting out of it alive. --self
All we are is what were told and most of thats been lies. --Goo Goo Dolls
All porno movies should have the same title. Shit that will NEVER happen to you. with women you will NEVER be with. Doing things you NEVER thought of. In places you cant quite reach. --platapus Man
To die never having had a psychedelic experience is like dying without having sex. --terence McKenna
If theres nothing wrong with me maybe theres something wrong with the universe. --Beverly Crusher
All great truths begin as blasphemies. --George bernard Shaw
...until the end of time (which is currently 2028 for Unix) --Eric Ziegast (firstname.lastname@example.org)
A sufficently advanced technology is indistinguishible from magic. --Arthur C. Clark
Once again a knife weilding maniac has shown us the way. --Bart Simpson
I went to join the revolution but I couldnt find a parking space. --Christopher Lavin
When the only tool you have is a hammer every problem looks like a nail. --Todd Rundgren
If you think theres a solution your part of the probelum. --Bill Griffith
i maybe cool Beavis but I cant change the future. --Butthead
the road to hell is paved with melting snowballs. --L.Wall
Every gun that is made, every warship that is launched, every rocket fired...signifies in the final sense a theft from those who are hungry and not feed. Cold and not clothed. --Dwight D. Eisenhower
The BAD me thinks things will get better. Then GOOD me knows better. --baby sue
The necktie is a serpentlike symbol of evil worn by the humales. --from an xist space transmission intercepted by the US Navy 1960
Stretch forth thy hand from on high and me from the many waters, from the hands of aliens, whose mouths speak lies, and whose right hand is the hand of falsehood. --Psalms 144:7
Time sure flys when your young and jerkin off. --Jim Carroll
(The wound) is not as wide as church doors nor as deep as a well, but it shall suffice. --Mercutio
There must have been a time, probably somewhere near the beginning where we could have just said no. --Rosencratz and Guildstern are dead
I think theyre the tools of the devil. I believe there are some darker forces pulling their strings and they scare me. --Marilyn Manson talking about Hanson
Remember to get your whole head in front of the shotgun. Thanks for calling. --Dennis Leary
once a day and twice a life i met Christ.
(JESUS! if my heart didnt jump into my chest..)
Back in the middle ages people had their eyes gouged out, anvils dropped on their chest, hot pokers stuck in their ears and that was just if they liked you. Were all gunna die someday, Im just tryin to make interesting gettin there. --Stephen King
So just drop dead!/ Leave me alone!/ Call me....../Ill be by the phone. --Some chick comedian
In the immortal words of Socratees `I drank what?!
I shall die but that is all I will do for death. --Edna St. Vincent Millay (Conscientious Objector)
Mary took a drop out of a hotel room/ Bobby hung himself from his cell in the tomb/ Judy jumped in front of a subway train/ Eddy got slid in the juggular vein/ Eddie I miss you more then all the others, this song is for you my brother...They were all my friends and they died.
--jim carroll band people who died
Though the wheels of justice are slow to turn they grind exceedingly small.
I hate you but you hate yourself too, I hate to be honest but Id hate to be you. --bloodhound gang shutup
Life is journey not a destination
--Aerosmith Livin on the Edge
I may be dumb but Im not a dweeb, just a sucker with low self esteem. --Offspring Self Esteem
I will show you fear in a hand filled with dust --TS Eliot
All the worlds a stage, the men and women only players. --Shakespeare
Falling in love is alot like falling off a cliff. Sometimes you see it coming, sometimes it catchs you by surprize, but either way its not the fall that kills ya, its the sudden stop at the end. --Shawn Orrange
Carve a smile on your face --Mr.Bungle
You know when I was growing up a lot people told me drugs were cool and now that Im adult I can say....they are. --Marilyn Manson
I never thought anyone would take my theories so much more seriously then I did. --Albert Einstein
For some reason (at school) theyre only interested in teaching me things any fool can look up in a book. --Calvin and Hobbes
I may grow old but I refuse to grow up.
If you go to hell you have nothing to worry about. youll be so business shaking hands with old friends you wont have time to worry. --Adapted from an old Irish Proverb
Quidquid Latine dictum sit altum viditur --Latin for Everything sound more profound in Latin
If you commit suicide call me, cause if you ever do anything that stupid Im going to kill you. --self
Suicide is pretty stupid considering who I am. Ive never been early for anything in my life Im not gunna change that when I die. --self
I lost my virginity then someone went and found it. --Shaina Hibert
when god decided to invent; he took one breath bigger then circumstent; and everything began. --ee.cummings
i dont believe im worthy of using capital letters. --ee cumings
If I had four wishes this holiday season first the crap about the kids, then the millions of dollars, then the complete and total power over everything, and THEN I would have one month set aside for one continuous enlongated orgasm. --Steve Martin
Adabadee adabadee --self
If I were to die right now in the morning Id be dead.
Through me you pass into the city of woe
Through me you pass into eternal pain...
Save things eternal and eternal I endure,
All hope Abandon ye who enter here. --Dantes Inferno
Never trust a computer that can only count to one. --me (in reference to binary code)
`Is it true David? Is God love?
`Yeah I guess. hes kinda everything.
a revolution is an opinion which has found its bayonets. --Napoleon
Im a firm believer in the philosphy of a ruling class. Espically since I rule. --Randle graves
Its all so clear to me now.
I AM THE KEEPER OF THE CHEESE and YOU are the lemon marang! Dont worry little missy Ill protect we GOT ta get OUTTA HERE before they let loose the MARMASETTS ON US!!!!!! --Ren and Stimpy
Give me my money back you bitch --Ben Folds Five
Maybe theres no devil. Its just God when hes drunk.
You know people, theyre kinda like flowers and its been pleasure kinda pollenatin here in your garden.--Lord Buckley
Go back there and give that book store guy some SHIT! --Kevin Smith
Why put off till tommorrow what you can just never do at all? --self
...But ya know after about three months the idiot mode kicks in and I ask about the old boyfriend, always a bad move by the way. --Silent Bob (Kevin Smith)
To live with fear and not be afraid is the final test of maturity. --Edward Weeks
The worst that can be said about pornography is not that it leads to antisocial behavior but that it leads to the reading of more pornography. --Gore Vidal
Glory be to God, who determined, for reason we know not, that wickedness and stupidity should rule the world. --Arthur de Gobineau
Life is doubt, and faith without doubt is nothing but death.
God is dead -Nietzsche
Nietzsche is dead -God
--Graffiti on New York Subway 1972
Is an art, like everything else.
I do it exceptionally well. --Sylvia Plath Lady Lazarus
Cocaine isnt habit forming. I should know, Ive been doing it for years. --Quoted in Lillian Hellman
I am waiting for them to prove God is an American --Lawrence Ferlinghetti
An apology to the Devil: It must be remembered that we have only heard one side of the case. God has written all the books. --Samuel Butler
If fate means you to lose, give him a good fight anyway. --William McFee
You really can't crack Unix passwords. They use a special one way incryption scheme. --Frank Seesink
"What is, is.
What is not, is not.
Everything else is negotiable."
-- Thomas Weller
"Always yield to the
hands-on imperative. Mistrust authority.
Fight the power. Feed the noise back into the system."
-- Mark Dery
"There's nothing wrong
with you that some Prozac and
a polo mallet won't cure."
-- Woody Allen
"If everyone could see the
things that I hear
A giant box of crayons in my ear..."
-- The Bobs
"The government is a sham,
something propped up for you to blame..."
-- J. R. `Bob' Dobbs
"Do not taunt Happy Fun
-- UseNet wisdom
"A sufficiently advanced
technology is indistinguishable from magic."
-- Arthur C. Clarke
"One of the unpardonable
sins, in the eyes of
most people, is for a man to go about unlabelled.
The world regards such a person as the police
do an unmuzzled dog, not under proper control."
-- T.H. Huxley
"Every soul is worth
saving, at least to some old priest,
but not every soul is worth buying. So you can take the
offer as a compliment."
-- William S. Burroughs
"The truth is that all men
having power ought to be mistrusted."
-- James Madison
"Insurance is no
substitute for a good alarm and a 12-gauge shotgun."
-- Victor Isbecki
"Live our lives, lacking
anything better to do.
Devise reason later."
"Shut up and don't think
so much. Any ten-year old boy knows that
the important thing is to blow stuff up."
"Stretch forth thy hand
from on high, rescue me and deliver
me from the many waters, from the hands of aliens, whose mouths
speak lies, and whose right hand is the hand of falsehood."
-- Psalms 144:7